You Only Think Of The Best Comeback

Joe Biden Went To Brazil In An Effort To Try And Repair America's Relationship With Their Government. Biden Said, 'it's Great To Be Here In The Amazon. I've Always Wanted To See Where All The Books Come From.'

If People Want To See You, They'll Find You. If They Don't See You On Tv, They'll Find You On The Internet.

Sources Say The Obama Administration Is In The 'final Stages' Of Planning The Closing Of Guantanamo Bay. The Way It's Gonna Work Is, They're Going To Put A Radio Shack Sign Out Front And Let Nature Take Its Course.

I Didn't Invent The Rainy Day. I Just Own The Best Umbrella.

I Like To See People Laugh Who Are Normally Serious.