You Never Know When You'll Come Upon

The Only Way To Survive Is To Have A Sense Of Humour.

Sometimes You Forget You're Famous. You Wonder, Why Is That Person Staring At Me?

Doormen Are Kind Of Invisible, People Don't Know Their Names. They Just Say, Thank You, Or Good Morning. I'd Never Thought About Doormen Before. They're A Vanishing Breed. More Electronic Doors Are Being Introduced.

I'm Very Open To The Up-and-comers.

You Do A Clean Show And It's Over And The Audience Have Enjoyed Themselves And You've Enjoyed Yourself, And You Haven't Had To Resort To Shock.