You Never Know How Things Are Going

That's The Trouble With Having The Whole World Love You. One Day, You Wake Up And It's Flirting With Your Best Friend Instead. And You Don't Know What To Do. You're Thrown.

So I Buy It. The Most Perfect Little Cardigan In The World. People Will Call Me The Girl In The Gray Cardigan. I’ll Be Able To Live In It. Really, It’s An Investment.

Sometimes You Don't Need A Goal In Life, You Don't Need To Know The Big Picture. You Just Need To Know What You're Going To Do Next!

For Years Now I've Kind Of Operated Under An Informal Shopping Cycle. A Bit Like A Farmer's Crop Rotation System. Except, Instead Of Wheat, Maize, Barley, And Fallow, Mine Pretty Much Goes Clothes, Makeup Shoes, And Clothes (i Don't Bother With Fallow). Shopping Is Actually Very Similar To Farming A Field. You Can't Keep Buying The Same Thing, You Have To Have A Bit Of Variety. Otherwise You Get Bored And Stop Enjoying Yourself.

A Party Like This Isn't About The Surprise Factor. It's About Someone Going To So Much Trouble That It Just... Overwhelms You.