You Need To Suffer To Be Interesting.

I Can't Stand When People Use Drugs As An Escape. It's Like, Everybody Suffers. Deal With Your Issues, You'll Feel So Much Better.

You Can Have All This Mismatched Tupperware And Lids, But You Can Never Get Them Sealed Quite Right. That One Edge Always Keeps Popping Up. It's Supposed To Fit, But It Rarely Does. You've Gotta Try A Few Lids Before You Find The One That Actually Snaps.

My First Tv Crush Was Elroy Jetson, Because He Was So Cute. And I Wanted To Play With Astro On His Automatic Dog-walker Thing.

My Mom, Emilie, Always Taught Me To Think Hard About Marriage.

There's A Very Wild Side To Me, But It's Calming Down.