You Must Swear Never To Go On

I Was Once Kissed On The Lips By A Giraffe, And I Don't Think I've Ever Got Over It.

I Think Handbags, Not So Much Clothes Anymore, But I Think You Can Tell A Fashion Victim By Their Handbag.

I've Got Lots Of Good Friends. I Could Have Affairs. I Can Read A Book All Night, Put The Cat On The End Of The Bed. I Can Pick Up My Passport And Go To France. I Don't Have To Ask Anybody.

Death Is Nothing At All. I Have Only Slipped Away Into The Next Room.

I Would Do Anything To Keep Looking The Job. I Think You Make An Extra Effort If You're On Show.