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If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Very Special Baseball Cap, Just For Formal Occasions.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

Please Don't Get Me Wrong Here. I'm Not Making Fun Of Old People. In Fact I Think That's The Goal Of Everybody Here Tonite. We All Want To Be An Old Person Someday.