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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite Hunting Dog Has A Bigger Tombstone Than Your Grandfather.

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.

Buying A Used Rental Car Is Kind Of Like Going To A House Of Ill Repute Looking For A Wife. Anything That's Been Driven That Hard By That Many People, You Really Don't Want To Put Your Key In It.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.