You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are More Than Ten Lawsuits Currently Pending Against Your Dog.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Father Encourages You To Quit School Because Larry Has An Opening On The Lube Rack.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Refused To Watch The Academy Awards Since Smokey And The Bandit Was Snubbed For Best Picture.

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.