You Might Be A Redneck If Your

I Refuse To This Day To Do E-mail Because Everybody I Know That Does It, It Takes Another Two Or Three Hours A Day. I Don't Want To Give Two Or Three More Hours Away.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Hauled A Can Of Paint To The Top Of A Water Tower To Defend Your Sister's Honor.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.

Pride Is The First Step In People Unraveling And Companies Unraveling And Relationships Unraveling.

You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.