You May Proclaim, Good Sirs, Your Fine

General, Man Is Very Useful. He Can Fly And He Can Kill. But He Has One Defect: He Can Think.

When The Praying Does No Good, Insurance Does Help.

The Man Who Laughs Has Simply Not Yet Had The Terrible News.

A Good Soldier Has His Heart And Soul In It. When He Receives An Order, He Gets A Hard On, And When He Drives His Lance Through His Enemy's Guts, He Comes.

What Rapture, Oh, It Is To Know A Good Thing When You See It And Having Seen A Good Thing, Oh, What Rapture 'tis To Flee It.