You May Be A Puzzle, But I

The Only Male Singer Who I've Seen Besides Myself And Who's Better Than Me--that Is Michael Jackson.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.

I Said To Mr. Pavarotti Once ... A Marvelous Man And A Great Artist ... I Said To Him ... "maestro, I'm Having Trouble Closing Out A Note So That It's Almost As Thin As A Butter Knife ... Finish It Out Quietly Like That." I Said, "i Have Trouble Doing That. What Do You Think I Should Do?" He Said, "justa Close Up Your Mouth." That's All He Said, And I Fell On The Floor. I Thought He Was Gonna Give Me A Dissertation.

Love And Marriage, Love And Marriage, Go Together Like A Horse And Carriage. This I Tell Ya, Brother, You Can't Have One Without The Other.

I Am A Thing Of Beauty.