You Look Like You're Ready For Bed!

The World Population 60 Years Ago Was Just Over 2 Billion And It's Now More Than 6 Billion. This Huge Increase - An Explosion Really - Has Probably Done More Harm To The Environment Than Anything Else.

[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan Woman] You Are A Woman, Aren't You?

That's A Nice Tie... Do You Have Any Knickers In That Material?

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.