You Look As Scary As A Buttered

Pounce Had It Easier Than Any Of Us. No One Noticed A Black Cat In The Street. He Stopped Here And There To Sniff Aught Of Interest. Wherever Our Rat Stopped, Pounce Was There, Close Enough To See Up The Rat's Nose. I Was So Proud. Now There Was A Proper God, Making Himself Useful! Since My Thought Might Be Deemed Blasphemy, I Said Silent Prayers To The Goddess And To Mithros. I Begged Forgiveness And Asked Them Not To Misunderstand. Since I Wasn't Blasted Where I Stood, I Guess They Forgave Me, Or They Hadn't Heard My Blasphemy.

If Cape Wasn't Your Last Name, What Was Your Real One?" I Asked, Deathly Curious Now. "ahhhh," He Complained. "pincas Huckleburr.

She Would Have Kissed Him, If She Kissed Stupid Men.

I Was Nuts For Stuff In The Middle Ages When I Was Just In The Third And Fourth Grades.

Books Are Still The Main Yardstick By Which I Measure True Wealth.