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In The United States, The Constitution Is A Health Chart Left By The Founding Fathers Which Shows Whether Or Not The Body Politic Is In Good Health. If The National Body Is Found To Be In Poor Health, The Founding Fathers Also Left A Prescription For The Restoration Of Health Called The Declaration Of Independence.

The Jelly-bean Eating Thug Says That National Defense Is Important. But National Defense Starts At Home.

What Price Would God Demand From The Churches For Having The Audacity To Lighten The Color Of His Son's Skin, And Straighten Out His Nappy Hair?

People Keep Telling Me About The White Race And The Black Race - And It Really Doesn't Make Sense. I Played Miami, Met A Fellow Two Shades Darker Than Me - And His Name Was Ginsberg! Took My Place In Two Sit-in Demonstrations - Nobody Knew The Difference. The He Tried For A Third Lunch Counter And Blew The Whole Bit ... Asked For Blintzes.

You Got To Die Of Something Because If You Die Of Nothing, They Won't Pay Your Insurance.