You Know What's Cool? My Kids Think

If I Were Overweight Because I Ate Too Much, I Would Have Far More Of A Complex. I Would Know If I Just Stopped Eating And Showed A Little Discipline I Would Be Thin. But There's Not A Hell Of A Lot I Can Do About Being Short. You Just Gotta Run With It.

I Can Say, "i Don't Have Anything I Regret!" But I Can Also Say, "i Can Go Forward In My Life The Way It Is And I Don't Think I'll Accrue Any Future Regrets."

You Know You're Old When You Get A Lifetime Achievement Award. It's A Message You've Been Around Too Long.

I Always Felt That I Came Up Short In The Education Department, But I've Come To The Conclusion That We All Get An Education.

I Think There's A God And I Know It's Not Me.