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My Mother's Psychologist Says I Have An Overactive Anger Switch, But People Just Keep Pissing Me Off.

If It Turned Out Brandon Stark Also Likes To Dress Up As Strwberry Shortcake While Playing Croquet With His Miniture Pony Collection, I Totally Wouldn't Be Surprised Anymore.

I Thought About Telling Him The Truth: 'oh, Nothing. Just Having My Soul Exorcised So I Can Roam Around Purgatory, Looking For The Ghost Of The Dead Cowboy Who Used To Live In My Bedroom.

Tell Me Jesse, Does She Sigh When You Kiss Her Too

Though I Imagine In Your Case, Trying Not To Fall Just Made You Fall Harder.