You Know That Old Joke About Potheads

People Try To Put Ownership On Things: 'that's Mine, That's My Joke.' No Such Thing. Like If You Tripped Or Stumbled And People Go, 'oh, That's Charlie Chaplin.' You Know What I Mean? You Can't Own A Joke. You Can Be The Guy That Tells It The Best, But You Can't Own A Joke. Nowhere Can You Own A Laugh.

The Good Thing About Poverty Is It Keeps You From Getting In Trouble Because If You Can't Afford Drugs, People Will Stop Giving Them To You Very Quickly. So, Being Poor Really Helps - It's The Success That Kills You.

I Used To Joke For Years That I Was A Black Man. I Adopted The Black Culture, The Black Race. I Married A Black Woman, And I Had Black Kids. I Always Considered Myself A 'brother.'

I Look On Everything With A Very Optimistic Eye. Because I'm A Body Builder By Trade, You Know, That Was My Intent All My Life.

We Won A Contest At The Teen Fair In Vancouver And The First Prize Was A Recording Contract And We Recorded At A Radio Station On The Stairway, And We Did A Record And It Got Put Out.