You Know, It's Possible For Two Humans

I'm Just A Public-schoolboy. I've Got A Degree. I'm From A Middle-class Family In Devon. I've Got No Story.

Celebrity Culture Has Gone Crazy, And I Think The Reason Is That Real News Is Just Not Bearable, And It Also Seems Impossible To Change Anything.

I Do An Hour's Yoga And Go Running Every Day. Then I See A Picture Of Myself And I Still Look Like A Skinny, Potbellied Idiot - And I Thought I Had Turned Into This Superhunk!

I've Either Got An Acute Case Of Hypochondria Or I'm Falling Apart At The Age Of Twenty-three.

I Don't Actually Own A Car.