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You Worthless Sonofabitch. You Should Never Have Been Anything More Than A Cum Stain! (stryker)

If Wishes Were Horses, Even Beggars Would Ride. (dark-hunter)

What About When They’re Hibernating? (leta) The Coyotes Get Them. (aiden) Well, Then, I Guess You Need To Go Ahead And Shoot Me And Get It Over With. The Coyotes Are Probably Starving In This Weather. (leta)

When Someone Is Drowning And You Try To Save Them, They're More Likely To Drown You Before You Pull Them Out.

I Wish I Could Just Fling Myself Into Bed With You, But I Can’t. I Don’t Want To Be Used That Way And I Don’t Want To Use You! Can’t You Understand That?