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By The Time I Finish With The Two Of You, You Will Be Begging Me To Let You Die. (desiderius) Desi Dearest, I Have Never Begged A Day In My Life, And The Sun Will Surely Splinter Before I Ever Plead For Anything From The Likes Of You. (kyrian)

And If You Eat Enough Of Those Souls, They Begin To Corrupt You Until You Become One Of Them. Everyone Knows That. (kat) Only If You’re Stupid. I’m Two Hundred Years Old And I Haven’t Turned Yet. You Just Have To Learn To Hum A Lot So You Don’t Hear Their Bullshit Echoing In Your Head. (damien)

Swear It On Your Life. (zephyra) That I Can Never Do. (stryker) Why Can’t You? (zephyra) Because You Are My Life, And I Can’t Live Another Day Without You. (stryker)

I Want You To Know That I Fought You Fairly. Equal To Equal. I Could Have Used My Powers Against You, But I Didn’t. (stryker) Should I Warm To Oven And Bake You A Batch Of Hero-cookies? (zephyra)

Ugh! Why Couldn’t Anyone Ever Trust Her? She Wasn’t A Two-year-old. If Her Kindness Killed Her, Then She Was Better Off Dead Than Living A Cold, Unfeeling Life Where She Misered Up All Her Feelings And Possessions.’ (sunshine)