You Know I Love You More When

I Could Add Her To The Long List Of People I Didn't Understand.

I Thought About Making Biscuits, But There Seemed To Be More Than Enough Calories On Board.

It Was Time To Pull My Moral Socks Up And Behave Myself.

Oh, God, Puppy Dog Eyes. From A Six-foot-five Ancient Viking Vampire.

Could I Tell Them I Was Sorry Their Loved One Was Dead, When He’d Tried To Kill Me? There Was No Rule Of Etiquette For This; Even My Grandmother Would Have Been Stymied.