You Know, I Like To Climb Trees

I've Been Vegetarian Since The 80s And, Lately, Even Vegan. And I Once Happened To Witness The Slaughter Of A Cow. What Atrocity Must Undergo An Animal To Satisfy The Appetite Of Those Fat Men Who Eat Hamburgers!

I Don't Worry About New Young Bands. The Bounty Of Life Is Infinite And So Is Music And So Are Opportunities.

I Knew There Was Never Anyone To Blame When People Get Into Drugs. They're Always Responsible For Their Own Behavior, And It's Not The Dealer, It's Not The Friend, It's Not The Bad Influence, It's Not The Childhood.

It Didn't Matter If I Got Bitten By A Dog Or I Ripped My Pants On The Fence Post Or I Poked Myself In The Eye With A Tree Branch That I Was Crawling Over, It Was All About The Shortcut. My Whole Life I Took The Shortcut, And I Ended Up Lost.

We've Just Learned How To Balance Ourselves A Little Better So That We're Happier Way More Of The Time Than Not, And, You Know, Being Happy Is A Radical And Desirable Act If You Ask Me.