You Ignorant Little Slug!" The Trunchbull Bellowed.

Grown Ups Are Complicated Creatures, Full Of Quirks And Secrets.

Here It Is,' Nigel Said. Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs Ffi, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs Lty. That Spells Difficulty.' How Perfectly Ridiculous!' Snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'why Are All These Women Married?

Don't Gobblefunk Around With Words.

Writing Is Mainly Perspiration, Not Inspiration.

Fairy Tales Have Always Got To Have Something A Bit Scary For Children - As Long As You Make Them Laugh As Well.