You Have To Look Inside Yourself And

Oh My God, So Many Young Girls Now Look Like Whores!

Only Hire People You Want To Have Dinner With.

To Me, Beauty And Sadness Are Very Closely Linked. Truly Beautiful Things Make Me Sad Because I Know They Are Going To Fade. When I See A Beautiful 20-year-old Boy Or Girl-and They Are Breathtaking-i Am Filled With A Kind Of Sadness. But Maybe They Are Beautiful Because We Know They Are Not Permanent And They Are In A Kind Of Transition.

My Grandmother Was Probably The First Person Who I Thought Was Beautiful. She Was Incredibly Stylish, She Had Big Hair, Big Cars. I Was Probably 3 Years Old, But She Was Like A Cartoon Character. She'd Swoop Into Our Lives With Presents And Boxes, And She Always Smelled Great And Looked Great.

If I Were Straight And I Were Trying To Seduce A Woman, I Could Do It Just By Standing Up At The Table When She Came Back From The Bathroom. It Works. Every Time I Do That, All The Straight Men Are Sitting At The Table And Their Wives Are Kicking Them. "look At That!" "you Never Do That For Me!"