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The Older You Get, The Farther From The Camera You Need To Be.

Lust Is The Sin That Gets Me Excited. Luckily, Because I'm Married, I Also Get Really Good Jewelry Out Of It.

I Don't Date Rock 'n' Rollers. I Just Marry Them.

I Think I've Always Been Good So God Wouldn't Strike Me Dead.

There Are Times When I Feel Lazy And Just Want To Stay In Bed All Day, But I Know That Working Out Is The Best Way To Get Those Endorphins Going, Which Will Make Me Feel Better Emotionally And Physically.