You Have Only One Chance To Raise

The First Time You Marry For Love, The Second For Money, And The Third For Companionship.

I Want Minimum Information Given With Maximum Politeness.

You Have To Be Doing Something You Enjoy. That Is A Definition Of Happiness!

I Will Tell You One Thing. They Will Never Drag Me Out Like A Little Old Widow Like They Did Mrs. Wilson When President Wilson Died. I Will Never Be Used That Way.

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.