You Have All The Scenes. Just Go

Let's Bring It Up To Date With Some Snappy Nineteenth Century Dialogue.

If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I'd Be The Happiest Man Alive.

You've Got To Take The Bitter With The Sour.

Pictures Were Made To Entertain; If You Want To Send A Message, Call Western Union.

Every Director Bites The Hand That Lays The Golden Egg.