You Guys Ready To Do This?

It Comes In Handy In Situations Like That. People Always Expect You To Be Riding Around In Stretch Limousines All The Time, But I Will Sometimes Take Public Transportation If It's Convenient, And It Does Surprise People, You See The Heads Turn.

To Keep The Record Straight, It Wasn't Always John And Yoko. We've All Accused One Another Of Various Business Things; We Tend To Be Pretty Paranoid By Now, As You Can Imagine. There's A Lot Of Money Involved.

I Think The 'just Say No' Mentality Is So Crazed. I Saw A Thing In A Women's Magazine The Other Day. 'he Smokes Cannabis, What Am I To Do? He Laughs It Off When I Try To Tell Him, He Says It's Not Really Harmful...' Of Course You're Half Hoping The Advice Will Be, 'well, You Know It's Not That Harmful; If You Love Him, If You Talk To Him About It, Tell Him Maybe He Should Keep It In The Garden Shed Or Something,' You Know, A Reasonable Point Of View. But Of Course It Was, 'no, No, All Drugs Are Bad. Librium's Good, Valium's Good. But Cannabis, Ooooh!' I Hate That Unreasoned Attitude.

Trumpets Are A Bit More Adventurous; They're Drunk! Trumpeters Are Generally Drunk. It Wets Their Whistle.

Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony, Side By Side On My Keyboard Piano, Oh Lord, Why Don't We?