You Gotta Laugh Because If You Didn't

A Number Of U.s. Colleges Are Going To Start Having Dorms For Alcoholics. I Believe Those Are Called Dorms.

If A Man Doesn't Know How To Dance He Doesn't Know How To Make Love, There I Said It!

If You're Frightened Of Leprechauns, The Best Thing To Do Is To Get Yourself A Little Leprechaun Outfit And See How Big They Are. And Then You'll Go, 'well I See. That's Like Bein' Frightened Of A Hampster.'

I Do Love America. And La Is A Very Short Commute To America Its Like Half An Hour On The Plane.

Pseudoscience Describes Theories That Sound Like Science But Are Actually Just Made Up, Like Aromatherapy Or Biorhythms Or Love.