You Gotta Have The Balls To Go

I Think Girls Have To Play A Little Hard To Get Because We Come With So Much Bravado.

I'm Bad On Valentine's Day, But Even Worse On Christmas. I Go Shopping At Nine O'clock On December 24th Every Year. Nobody Else Is There. I'm In Toys'r'us All By Myself. I Get There Five Minutes Before Closing.

I'm A Southern Gentleman.

My Homies That Are Around Me Never Give Me That 'star Pass'. I've Hung Out With Some Stars Who Are Playing Basketball And Everyone Let's Them Score All The Baskets. Shooting Pool, They Let Them Make All The Shots. My Homies Don't Let Me Get Away With That.

You Know What? I Never Really Factor Hollywood Into Anything. I'm A Black Actor, So I Can't Really Control What Hollywood Thinks. I Gotta Go Do My Thing, And My Jokes Have Got To Be Funny. Whatever I Do Has Got To Be Great.