You Got To Sue The Offensive Line

Can't Make Chicken Salad Out Of Chicken Noodle

I Do Like Beer, But Lately I've Started Drinking Non-alcoholic Beer And I Like The Taste Of It And I Don't Get The Alcohol, So That's A Good Alternative Also.

The Shoulder Surgery Was A Success. The Lobotomy Failed.

Well, After I Had The Heart Attack, It Was A Very Simple Choice. What The Doctor Told Me I Did And I Did It Religiously. I Ate Nothing But Lean Turkey Breast Or Chicken Breast Or A Piece Of Fish That Was Very Lean. I Mean I Stayed Away From Everything.

I Don't Believe In Living In The Past. Living In The Past Is For Cowards. If You Live In The Past, You Die In The Past.