You Get Paid Like A Really Good

I Look At Some Of The Songs I Wrote Years Ago And I Can't Believe I Wrote Such Crap.

You've Got Yoga, I've Got Beer. You Got Overpriced, I Got Weird.

I Am The Entertainer And I Know Just Where I Stand Another Serenader And Another Long Haired Band Today I Am Your Champion, I May Have Won Your Hearts, But I Know The Game, You'll Forget My Name, And I Won't Be Here In Another Year If I Don't Stay On The Charts.

Working Too Hard Can Give You A Heart-attack.

I Am The Entertainer, I've Come To Do My Show You've Heard My Latest Record, It's Been On The Radio It Took Me Years To Write It, They Were The Best Years Of My Life It Was A Beautiful Song But It Ran Too Long If You're Gonna Have A Hit You Gotta Make It Fit So They Cut It Down To 3:05.