You Freaking, Flippin’, Moronic Frat Boy!

No Misery Or Bad Situation Is Ever Infinite Or Final Until We Make A Conscious Decision For It To Be So. ~ Inferno

You Were First-string Running Back Last Year. What Happened?” – Coach “stone’s Mouth Happened. It Needed To Be Closed, And I Was A Little Too Obliging To Shut It.” – Nick

You Want To Live, Right? (syn) Absolutely. (kiara) Then We’re Where You Are, Bathroom Breaks Being The Only Exception – Unless You’re In Public, And Then We Get To Risk Additional Arrest Records. (syn)

May The Strength Of Ares And Wisdom Of Athena See You Through. (eros) And May Hades Roast Your Hoary Soul. (julian)

Fine, Just Don’t Eat My Mom, Okay? She’s Had A Bad Enough Life Without Becoming The Bride Of Dracula.” – Nick