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Jeff Ross Has A New Show On Comedy Central Where He Roasts The News. It'll Be Perfect For People Who Find Jon Stewart Too Handsome And Funny.

This Planet Has Rejuvenated Itself Over And Over Again. Its Species Are Just Witnesses. [earth] Is Going To Reclaim Itself Once It Tires Of Us. And All That Will Be Left Are The Bones.

As People Get Older And Fall Out Of The Spotlight, People's Memory Of Them Changes.

During The Writer's Strike I Was Walking A Line And Ran Into Jack Black And He Said,'we're Doing Airborne 2!', And I Asked, 'are You Kidding?', And He Said, 'yeah.' I Like 'airborne,' Its Very Pure.

It Doesn't Matter What You're Saying If You Come From An Honest Place.