You Don't Wear Pants That Tight Unless

The Chili I Ate Made For An Explosive Bathroom Experience. I Don't Know How To Put This Delicately, But I Missed The Toilet Entirely.

I Don't Believe In E-mail. I Rarely Use A Cell Phone And I Don't Have A Fax.

I've Been Very Lucky As Far As The Things That I've Picked, And The Way They've Worked Out. I Try To Pass On Stuff That Looks Like It's Gonna Be A Bad Time.

I Was Never Famous As A Kid. That's The Biggest Difference Between Me And Any Other Kid Actor Is That I Wasn't Famous As A Kid.

I Had Been Acting Since I Was Seven Years Old, But I Had A Combination Of Things Happen At About The Same Time. 'austin Powers' Came Out On Dvd, I Got A Series Regular Gig On 'buffy' And 'can't Hardly Wait' Came Out.