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It's A Funny Thing About Stories. It Doesn't Feel Like You Make Them Up, More Like You Find Them. You Type And Type And You Know You Haven't Got It Yet, Because Somewhere Out There, There's That Perfect Thing -- The Unexpected Ending That Was Always Going To Happen. That Place You've Always Been Heading For, But Never Expected To Go.

Never Run When You're Scared. Rule 7.

So Is This How It Works Doctor? You Never Interfere With The Affairs Of Other Peoples Or Planets, Unless There Are Children Crying?

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

When Writing Comedy, You Have To Have The Confidence To Believe That There Is Only One Type Of Relationship In The World, And We Are All Having It, That All Men Behave In The Same Way And So Do All Women.