You Don't Step On Stage To Eat;

I'm A Nice Middle Class Public Schoolboy Who Underachieved And Wasn't Going Anywhere Fast. I Didn't Get Any Gcses Or A-levels. But Everyone Was Like: "please, Will You Do Something?" And I Was Thinking: "well, I Kind Of Like The Idea Of Joining The French Foreign Legion."

T's Much Less Daunting Once You've Put Your Foot On The Road To It. I'm A Notorious Couch Potato And I Don't Like Exercise. Half An Hour Of Physical Exercise, Like Jogging Or Fast Walking A Day Is A Start.

A Lot Of People Say I Seem Masculine, But I Don't Feel It. I Feel Intrinsically Feminine. I'd Love To Be One Of The Boys But I Always Felt A Bit On The Outside. Maybe My Masculine Qualities Come From Overcompensating Because I'm Not One Of The Boys.

If I Am Duly Compared To Marlon Brando At All, Well, I Can Only Think Of The Teahouse Of The 'shanghai Noon,' That They're Comparing Me To That!

I Love Dogs. Like, A Lot. They’re My Favorite Animal. Ever.