You Don't Step On Stage To Eat;

My Father Came From An Intellectual And Studious Avenue As Opposed To A Brawler's Avenue. So I Had To Go Further Afield And I Brought All Kinds Of Unscrupulous Oiks Back Home - Earless, Toothless Vagabonds - To Teach Me The Arts Of The Old Bagarre.

Love Is Doing Something You Don't Want To Do For Someone You Don't Particularly Like At That Moment.

I Had A Huge Imagination. My Granddad Says I Was A Bit Of A Walter Mitty Character.

I'm An Armchair Psychologist, I Suppose, And I Like To Kind Of Sit Around And Guess And Pretend I Know What's Going On.

I'm A Nice Middle Class Public Schoolboy Who Underachieved And Wasn't Going Anywhere Fast. I Didn't Get Any Gcses Or A-levels. But Everyone Was Like: "please, Will You Do Something?" And I Was Thinking: "well, I Kind Of Like The Idea Of Joining The French Foreign Legion."