You Don't Pay A Prostitute For Sex,

The People Who Lie The Most Are Nearly Always The Clumsiest At It, And They're Easier To Fool With Lies Than Most People, Too. You'd Think They'd Be On The Look-out For Lies, But They Seem To Be The Very Ones That Will Believe Almost Anything At All.

You Don't Pay A Prostitute For Sex, You Pay Her To Leave Afterwards.

The Roof Might Fall In; Anything Could Happen.

I Distrust A Man That Says When. If He's Got To Be Careful Not To Drink To Much It's Because He's Not To Be Trusted When He Does.

I Deserve All The Love You Can Spare Me. And I Want A Lot More Than I Deserve.