You Don't Have Free Will When You

As The Tree Is Bent, So It Will Grow.

And Guys, If You Exploit A Girl, It Will Come Back To Get You. That's Called 'karma.'

You Know What's Really Frightening? You (jon Stewart) Actually Have An Influence On This Presidential Election. That Is Scary, But It's True. You've Got Stoned Slackers Watching Your Dopey Show Every Night And They Can Vote.

I Think The Secret To Success Is A Short-term Outlook. So For Example, I'm Writing The Next Killing Book Now And I Have To Just Make Every Chapter Compelling, So I Can't Get Too Far Ahead Of It. I Just Stay In The Present And Then Go Over What I Have To Do.

We Have A Lot Of Villains In The World, All Right? And The Catholic Doctrine Says Turn The Other Cheek, The Christian Doctrine. But If You Turn The Other Cheek, You Could Be Annihilated. So When Is It Justifiable To Defend Yourself And Take Aggressive Action In That Regard, Like Dropping Drones On People?