You Don't Get Old Being Stupid.

My Dad Gave Me A Haircut... And It Wasn't A Very Good One. When I Went Out Of The House, My Friends Got On My Case And Said It Looked Like Someone Put A Chili Bowl Over My Head And Cut Around It.

I've Got A Fastball, Change-up, Forkball, Curve, Slider, Knuckle-slider, Knuckle-curve, I Had About Seven Pitches I Could Have Used At Any Time.

When You Go To Other Parks, They Hang Banners For The Wild-card Or Eastern Division Or Western Division Champions. Around Here, They Don't Hang Anything Unless Its For Being World Champions.

Professionalism Is Not Sportsmanship. If You Don't Succeed, You Won't Be In Your Profession For Long. In Our Society, It's Not About Good Or Bad. It's About Who's On Top.

For Me, I Tend To Sit Back Sometimes And Just Count My Blessings Because Of How Long I've Played.