You Deserve Love And You'll Get It.

Sometimes Painful Things Can Teach Us Lessons That We Didn't Think We Needed To Know.

Always Remember Your Kid's Name.

You Can't Look Stupid If You're Having Fun.

Treat Your Career Like A Bad Boyfriend... Your Career Wont Take Care Of You. It Won't Call You Back Or Introduce You To Its Parents. Your Career Will Openly Flirt With Other People While You Are Around... You Have To Care About Your Work, But Not About The Result. You Have To Care About How Good You Are And How Good You Feel, But Not About How Good People Think You Are Or How Good People Think You Look.

I've Always Dreamed Of Growing Up To Be Amy Poehler.