You Could Smell My Ass From Mars.

If I Could, I Would Live In Houston, And I Would Encourage Any Comic Starting Out Looking For A Good Place To Develop To Move There.

When You're Standing Around For An Hour Doing Stand Up It's No Big Deal But When You're Standing Around Watching A Show For An Hour - It's A Big Difference. It's Annoying - Your Feet Hurt, Your Back Hurts - It's Just Not The Most Comfortable Way To See Stand-up Comedy.

As A Longtime Practitioner Of Yoga And A Person Who's Been Involved In Physical Fitness My Whole Life, I Can Tell You, Yoga Helps You Achieve Altered States Of Consciousness. It Is Not Just Stretching. The Only Way You Can Say That It's Stretching Is If You Haven't Done It, Or That You Haven't Done It Rigorously For A Long Period Of Time.

I've Done Jiujitsu A Huge Chunk Of My Life, And I Try To Spend A Lot Of Time Educating People On The Nuances, The Subtleness Of The Ground Game. It's A Big Part Of Mixed Martial Arts.

Despite All The Advancements In Science, And All Things About Religion That Are Disproved It Still Marches On. The Bottom Line Is That The Only Real, Absolutely Provable Answers About Life And Our Place In The Universe Are Provided By Science, And Religion Has Been Holding Down Science Since Day One.