...you Could Have Knocked Me Over With

Even I Felt Sorry For Richard Nixon When He Left; There's Nothing You Can Do About Being Born Liberal - Fish Gotta Swim And Hearts Gotta Bleed.

As For George Bush Of Kennebunkport, Maine- Personally I Think He's Further Evidence That The Great Scriptwriter In The Sky Has An Overdeveloped Sense Of Irony.

Whenever You Hear A Politician Carry On About What A Mess The Schools Are, Be Aware That You Are Looking At The Culprit.

I Know: "guns Don't Kill People." But I Suspect That They Have Something To Do With It. If You Point Your Finger At Someone And Say, "bang, Bang, You're Dead," Not Much Actually Happens.

I Think Of Texas As The Laboratory For Bad Government.