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Everything Went Smoothly At The Sailing Events Today, Except For The British Team. They Forgot To Bring Limes And They All Got Scurvy.

It's A Great Day For Sarah Palin. She Was Hired As A Commentator For Fox News. She Signed A Multi-year Contract, Which Means She'll Probably Quit After A Year.

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Italian Women Are Some Of The Most Beautiful In The World. This Is Why The Vatican Is In Italy. If A Man Can Walk Across Italy And Retain His Celibacy, He's Got What It Takes To Be A Priest - Or An Interior Decorator.