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Wait! Don't Applaud My Cheapness! I've Got Other Crap I Need Help With!

There Is A New Survey Out About The Happiest Professions. I Think The Whole Premise Is Flawed. You're Supposed To Find True Happiness Outside Of Work. From Friends, Family, And Youtube Videos Of Old People Falling Down.

A Lot Of People In Their 30's Get Nostalgic For Their Teen Years. Then They Get Jobs In Tv, Become Bitter And Jaded And Prematurely Old. Then They Turn Their Nostalgia Into Great Television.

People Sometimes Say To Me: "craig, Get Out Of My Garden."

Confession Is A Sacred Rite Enhanced By Allegory, Exaggeration, And Lies.