You Care So Much You Feel As

As The Sun Fell Below The Horizon, Sir Luckless Emerged From The Waters With The Glory Of His Triumph Upon Him, And Flung Himself In His Rusted Armor At The Feet Of Amata, Who Was The Kindest And Most Beautiful Woman He Had Ever Beheld. Flushed With Success, He Begged For Her Hand And Her Heart, And Amata, No Less Delighted, Realized That She Had Found A Man Worthy Of Them.

Stop, Stop, Stop, You're Going To Poke Someone's Eye Out!

Why Would I Go Looking For Someone I Know Wants To Kill Me?

Whatever Happens To Your Body, Your Soul Will Survive, Untouched.

What Happened Down In The Dungeons Between You And Professor Quirrell Is A Complete Secret, So, Naturally The Whole School Knows.