You Can't Think And Hit The Ball

If You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It.

It's Fun; Baseball's Fun.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

It Is A Disturbing Conundrum That True Free Will Cannot Exist Without The Possibility Of Suicide. Then Again, It Ain't Over 'til It's Over!

I Love Baseball, I Really Do. I Always Told My Dad, I'm Not Gonna Make It Working... I Like To Play Ball Too Much. Which I Did. I Played Hard. You Gotta Work At This Game. You Really Do. And Its Fun Doing It If You Do It The Right Way.