You Can't Survive By Sucking The Juice

It's A Mistake To Try To Avoid The Unpleasant Things In Life... But I'm Beginning To Consider It.

It Doesn't Matter What You Believe Just So Long As You're Sincere.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

It Just Seems That If You Hang On For A While Longer, There Is Always Something Bright Around The Corner, Or The Dark Clouds Will Go Away And There Will Be Sunshine Again.

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!