You Can't Survive By Sucking The Juice

You Try For A Little Happiness, And What Do You Get? A Few Memories And A Fat Stomach!

Aren't The Clouds Beautiful? I Could Just Lie Here All Day, And Watch Them Drift By.

Exercise Is A Dirty Word. Every Time I Hear It I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.

I Don't Think God Wants To Be Worshiped. I Think The Only Pure Worship Of God Is By Loving One Another, And I Think All Other Forms Of Worship Became A Substitute For The Love That We Should Show One Another.

Dear Santa Claus, Just A Last Note Before You Take Off. I Hope You Have A Nice Trip. Don't Forget To Fasten Your Seat Belt.