You Can't Possibly Be A Scientist If

I Don't Go To Mythical Places With Strange Men.

Don't Believe Anything You Read On The Net. Except This. Well, Including This, I Suppose.

I've Come Up With A Set Of Rules That Describe Our Reactions To Technologies: 1. Anything That Is In The World When You’re Born Is Normal And Ordinary And Is Just A Natural Part Of The Way The World Works. 2. Anything That's Invented Between When You’re Fifteen And Thirty-five Is New And Exciting And Revolutionary And You Can Probably Get A Career In It. 3. Anything Invented After You're Thirty-five Is Against The Natural Order Of Things.

Do You Find Coming To Terms With The Mindless Tedium Of It All Presents An Interesting Challenge?

What God Would Be Hanging Around Terminal Two Of Heathrow Airport Trying To Catch The 15:37 Flight To Oslo?