You Can't Make Howard Dean A Straw

I Have A Great Sense Of Humor, But It Has An Ironic Twist To It.

The Path To A Better Future Goes Directly Through Our Public Schools. I Have Nothing Against Private Schools, Parochial Schools And Home Schooling, And I Think That Parents With The Means And Inclination Should Choose Whatever They Believe Is Best For Their Children. But Those Choices Cannot Compete, And Cannot Come At The Expense Of What Has Been -- And What Must Always Be -- The Great Equalizer In Our Society, A Free And Equal Public Education.

What I Usually Do Is Tell Funny Stories From The Road, Many Of Which Are, Of Course, Unprintable. But I Don't Actually Have A Joke. I Don't Tell Jokes Much. I Tell Little Stories.

I Have Never Favored A Social Security Retirement Age Of 70 Nor Do I Favor One Of 68.

I've Waffled Before. I'll Waffle Again.