You Can't Live A Positive Life With

You Know You're A Stoner When Your Friends Make You A Bob Marley Cake. You Know You Smoke Way Too Much F--king Weed!

I Like Keeping My Mind As Far Away From Money And The Material Aspects Of My Job As Possible.

The Struggles I'm Facing, The Chances I'm Taking, Sometimes Might Knock Me Down, But No, I'm Not Breaking.

America Is Just So Weird In What They Think Is Right And Wrong. Like, I Was Watching 'breaking Bad' The Other Day, And They Were Cooking Meth. I Could Literally Cook Meth Because Of That Show. It's A How-to. And Then They Bleeped Out The Word 'f__k'. And I'm Like, Really? They Killed A Guy, And Disintegrated His Body In Acid, But You're Not Allowed To Say 'f__k'? It's Like When They Bleeped 'molly' At The Vmas. Look What I'm Doing Up Here Right Now, And You're Going To Bleep Out 'molly'?

My 13-year-old Self Would Have Beaten Up My 17-year-old Self Because She Would Be Like, 'you're A Sellout!'