You Can't Just Make Me Different And

I Have To Tell You Man, That My Stalker Meter Is Kind Of Registering In The Red Zone Right Now.

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Colin Had Always Preferred Baths; One Of His General Policies In Life Was Never To Do Anything Standing Up That Could Just As Easily Be Done Lying Down