You Can't Help Noticing An Amazing Ass.

Find People Who Think Like You And Stick With Them. Make Only Music You Are Passionate About. Work Only With People You Like And Trust. Don't Sign Anything.

Know What You're Trying To Do Before You Do It. Turning Knobs At Random Isn't Enlightening Any More Than Throwing Paint At A Wall Blindfolded Will Let You Paint A Nice Picture.

Buy Groceries And Feed Yourself, Even On The Road

I Hate 'foodie' Because It's Cute, Like Pretty Much All Diminutives Associated With Eating. 'veggies,' 'sammies,' 'parm.' I Eat Food, And I Cook It: It's For Eating, Preferably With Friends, And I Don't Make A Fetish Out Of It.

By Now All Rock Bands Are Wise Enough To Be Suspicious Of Music Industry Scum